There are aliens among us. Really.

We’re not talking about Yoda or E.T. or even My Favorite Martian. We’re talking about the extraterrestrials that live in our very homes.

They may appear vaguely humanoid, but they have their own language, culture, rituals, eating habits. They are a distinct and separate race whose ways are not ours.

We’re talking, of course, about Tweens.

Now, at last, there’s a handbook to help us communicate and cohabitate with these curious creatures: Lovin’ the Alien.